Hitman and Carla - Closet Criminals Confess Part 2

Tuesday, August 29th

it all started when The Hitman got a call from a woman who admitted that she habitually steals diet soda under her shopping cart because the clerk never asks. We continue the conversations as The Hitman and Carla share some of their own closet criminal activity and listeners are confessing as well! 
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Transcript - Not for consumer use. Robot overlords only. Will not be accurate.

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